The Cheating Bride

After a man and woman were pronounced married the groom turned to the audience and explained that under each guest's chair was an envelope with a picture of the bride having sex with the best man. He'd found out about it earlier but decided to go through with the wedding so her parents could pay for the ceremony and all their friends and family could know the truth. He got an annulment the following Monday. -Submitted by Stu Laird

Sell the Car

A man runs off with a little cutie and sends his wife a Dear Jane letter telling him he's not coming back and he wants a divorce. He tells his wife to sell his Porsche and send him half the proceeds. She runs an ad "Porsche for Sale, $20" and sends him his check for $10. -Thanks to Lisa Johnson

The Sweet Smell of Revenge

A man had been sleeping around behind his wifes back, unknown to him she had become suspicious. When she finally found evidence she packed up and left him - taking only her most personal belongings. The man soon perked up and enjoyed his new found freedom. Soon after he noticed a bad smell through the main part of the house. Blaming the smell on bad house cleaning he set too it and scrubbed the place from top to bottom but still the smell remained. Enlisting the help of his girlfriend they checked and found, sewn into the hem of the floor length curtains, prawns - rotten and mushy. Needless to say the curtains were tossed and the ex had her moment of revenge. -Thanks to Zady

What Time is it?

A guy calls his live in girlfriend and tells her he's met someone else and wants her to move out. He'll be gone all weekend and says for her to be gone by the time he gets back. He expects to find his place trashed when he arrives, but finds everything is just fine except the telephone is off the hook. He hangs it up and thinks nothing of it until he gets the phone bill. Before she left, the girlfriend called the number to "Time" in Tokyo and left the phone off the hook for two days. -Thanks to Lisa Johnson