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People
will believe anything if they want to avoid pregancy...
You
can't get pregnant if it's your first time.
Jumping
up and down immediately after intercourse will prevent conception.
Douching
with Coca-Cola or 7-Up will kill whatever sperm the process doesn't
wash away.
It's
impossible to get pregnant if you have sex during your period.
After
intercourse, a hot bath or a heating pad on the stomach prevents
conception.
As
long as neither party takes off their underpants, no babies will
result.
Taking
20 Aspirin right after will halt conception from taking place.
Provided
you do it standing up or with the girl on top, the sperm will
never reach the egg.
As
long as he pulls out before he ejaculates, no sperm will be loosed
inside the girl.
Sneezing
after sex prevents pregnancy.
You
cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a chlorinated swimming
pool.
...Or
if they really want to get pregnant...
A
woman can get pregnant only one day per cycle.
A
woman should wait at least 3 months after stopping birth control
pills before trying to conceive.
Orgasms
cause women to release eggs.
Men
should abstain until midcycle to increase the likelihood of conception.
A
woman is more likely to become pregnant if the couple adopts a
child.
The
back seat of a '57 Chevy improves the odds of getting pregnant.
Coitus
at the tops of tall buildings to increase gravity as you lie head-down
increases your chance of becoming pregnant.
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